Uhhh. Hi? Encounter with Deux

As Saskia toiled about in her office, she would eventually notice a strange purple individual sitting on the desk just grinning away. "Helloooooooo."

She sat there, reading glasses on, hair up in a loose bun as she worked on her paperwork. Had to fill all this shit out for the captain, and then go on her jog and then go to the training room and then MAYBE have time for a shower before bed. She sighed. This was such a busy damn week and - "AHHHH!" she startled, tossing up some papers as she noticed the purple... person.. just sitting there.

Deux let off a tiny chuckle at the girl's reaction, she gave her a bit to calm down before he spoke up. "Now that we're passed that. How are you? Obviously a bit tense." The thing said as he continue to watch the girl.

She blinked a few times, her reading glasses starting to fall from her face before she pushed them back up. "Um... Wh...Who are you... how did you get in my office.... WHAT are you?" she asked, wondering if she needed to grab her Zanpakuto or not.

Deux hopped off the table and did a slight bow before he introduced herself. "I am Deux. No last name, I am a shinigami, and I decided to introduce myself." Finished with her introduction the shinigami stood up with a grin causing a creepy air to fill the room.

Her eyes fluttered with confusion. Deux? A shinigami? Well at least it wasn't an enemy. "Um... why are you in MY office specifically and...how...how did you get in here... on my desk... without me noticing?" This was the kind of shit she was supposed to be good at preventing... Hooray for Saski, most inattentive spec ops agent ever!

Deux rubbed his chin looking to be in deep thought before he simply shrugged. "I'm here because I was bored of course. And how did I get in here, simple I just walked in. I am Deux, the shinigami without a presence."

Wait... It just came in because... it was bored? Her curious, worried expression slowly wilted into one of grumpiness.... A moment later she began swatting at the... Deux thing. "I am SO busy with this paperwork! I can't deal with... whatever squad you're from people coming in here and squatting on my desk!"

Deux seem to stare through the woman til she finished talking. "You're too stressed. We're already dead no need to be so serious.

.... Wh..what? "We're... already... uh.." well yeah technically... She supposed "That's not the point!" She said, flinging her hands up and knocking a few papers over. "I'm trying to work in here! Who are you to just wander in and distract me while I am so busy... Do you know how upset the captain will be if I don't get all of this crap done?" Well... she probably wouldn't care... Kira delegated this to her because she wasn't a paperwork person, after all.

"Did you already forget my name? I am Deux." The shinigami said with a confused look before he walked over to some of the throw papers. Deux picked up one of the sheets of paper and stared at it quizzically before he crumbled it up and threw it behind him. "That stuff is really boring. " He said as she picked up another paper.

Shock. DISMAY! Did it just crumple her paperwork? It must be destroyed. She looked around the office. THE BROOM! Leaping from her desk chair at it, she grabbed the broom before swinging it around. "Out! OUT!" she bellowed, beginning to swing at the meddlesome intruder with the broom.

Deux quickly backpedaled and seemed to exit out of the door ending his little event with the squad two member. That is only til she turns around and see the purple hair shinigami sitting in her chair sinning around lazily. "Weeeeee!"

Well.. Finally that was over... now maybe she could get some.... "BAHH!" She jumped back a few feet. "WHAT.. THE... FUCK!" She cried, putting her hand on her chest. "You scared the hell out of me! How do you keep getting in here?!" She asked, slamming a hand on the desk.

Deux stopped his spinning and had a rather grim look on his face as he stared at the girl before speaking, "If I told you, your very understanding of the world will crumple upon you and leave you feeling violated." Deux held the glare for some time til he let out a loud giggle. "I'm just playing. Kinda."

She just stood there.. blinking.. "Wh...What? I don't.. understand...?" She put her head into her hands, feeling a headache coming on. "Okay... could you tell me.. who you are, ACTUALLY? Please?"

"Fine fine, if you must know. I am Deux, the newest captain to join. Due to certain things I have become known for having zero presence. I may or may not exist even, taking your eyes off me may or may not make my existence null and void. That is why I am able to appear and reappear at will." Deux explained with a friendly smile.